—INTERN WANTED —
Once upon a time, I tried to change the name of my company to Cream Soda Brand Cream Soda Corporation. The other partners shook their heads and said, “Honestly, friend, that simply will not do! We are a creative company! We do games, and film, and video, and post! We don’t do cream soda!” Hopelessly surrounded and unarmed, I had no choice but to relent. Now, however, they’ve asked me to write the ad for our intern. It’s an unpaid position, but you’ll get to help me take those bastards down, from the inside.

So here’s what we’re gonna do: we’re gonna produce video. We’re gonna edit it. We’re gonna do graphics and marketing. We’re gonna go find clients and stay in business! Then, when nobody’s watching, we are going to scheme like there’s no tomorrow. There’s only two ways this can go: One, we make this company successful beyond anyone’s wildest dreams; Two, we totally dismantle it and dance on the shards! Either way, it’s a win-win situation, with both wins going to you, Intern!
—INTERN WANTED —

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